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'Not AGAIN!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Robot Attack in Bath

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"I want my job back."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.