Hamstring Handler Mugs

"He dribbles to the top of the key, he shoots, he... pulls a hamstring!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Motorherd

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Humans are strange."

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Grumpy Hamster

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

"How does this make you feel?"

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

“They look like last year’s models.”

Hamster.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'