Hallucinogen Explorers Prints

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kurd

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Airports.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Hydroponic Gardening

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

For Witches of a Certain Age

'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'

"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."

"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"

Pinocchio Acupuncture.

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"Not the God I expected."

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

"AA-ARGH!"

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'