Halloween Decorator Mugs

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Humans are so weird! All year round, they destroy our webs, but come the end of October, they put fake webs everywhere themselves..."

Zombie Parenting Books.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Pumpkin Painting

'How about using this pumpkin for Halloween, it will make a great shrunken head.'

'Burl! Why did you put the spider web on our door?!. . . Now the trick-or-treaters can't get their candy!'

Haunted Castle

"We’re gonna need a bigger porch"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'Why can't we get the big one?'

Mummy Poo

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

Candy Corn Dracula

"Don't look at me!!!"

Mask-o-lanterns

Santa Claus's Mail

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Piranhaclaus

"Home depot."

Happy Easter