Halloween And Christmas Lover T-Shirts

"Too soon?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

King Kongs first christmas

Trick or Tweet

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Yo ho ho!

Zombie pet tricks.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

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