
"Dude, I can't Handel this."
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"Dude, I can't Handel this."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"Better luck next time, kid."
Runner going through hurdles.
'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'
'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'
'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'
"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."
Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."
Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.
'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'
"I call it riding Rob Dunkin's coattails. Miss Vega calls it copying."
'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'
'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'
Can't carry a tune. Please help.
'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'
Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.
'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'
'Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the jammiest of them all?'
'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'
"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."
Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.
'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'
'Hard Day?'
"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."
"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."
The Sick Man of Europe
'Damn whizz kids!'
'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.
'He always has to go one-better!'
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