Hairstylists T-Shirts

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Shampoo.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Be creative...!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Lego Haircut

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Not you. Your hair.