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'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"You've done something different with your hair."

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

"Like my new haircut?"

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Young Elvis

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

What female dogs think about their looks.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"High Fashion"

Beauty Bee

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"We invented your hair."

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

A Macaroni in 1773

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was