Hairstyle Critic Prints

"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"You call that a 'man bun'? I'll show you a real man bun, sonny."

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"God, I HATE man buns!"

Love at First Sight

"Nice haircut."

Military style hedgehog

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Two men in barber shop

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Young Elvis

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"We invented your hair."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.