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"Wash and Quo"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Pirates at the mall.

"What's with your hair?"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

The final days of hair coloring

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

"Hi darling. Say! I see Raoul has done something marvellous with your hair..."

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