Hair Whisperers Mugs

'Darling, do I need to do my hair?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'