Hair-twinning Humans T-Shirts

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Love chair

Twins

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Twins

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Check those babies out."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'