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'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Monkey-artist

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

Rationalization

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"The full partner look."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Cornrows

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Punk Rapunzel'

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

The Rebel Donny Yuma

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

'Moss suits you.'

Punk

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why.'

'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky...'

"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."

Ballon on string dreams of holding a boy's head instead.