Hair Restoration Treatment Prints

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Quick Spring Fling

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Flying carpet

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Budget Toupees.

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Those days. these days

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

'I see your hair-transplant was a stunning success, Nigel!'

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

Hair implants.

'Have you been sniffing my Rogaine?'

"I'm looking to downsize..."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."

'Could I have HAIR instead?'