Hair Restoration Treatment Prints

"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Quick Spring Fling

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Flying carpet

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Those days. these days

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

Budget Toupees.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

Akme Hair Removal and Waxing

"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hair implants.

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

'I see your hair-transplant was a stunning success, Nigel!'

'We don't like to call it baldness, Mr. Glemmer. Here, we say you have an enhanced scalp.'

Can you make my hair look decent if I wear it down? Let's see. I'd cut it, layer it, straighten it and maybe add highlights. How much? I'll run down our prices. Ok, then. Van's hair. Weren't you getting your hair done? I did my finances instead.

"I'm looking to downsize..."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

'Have you been sniffing my Rogaine?'

The 4 Stages of Condimental Hair

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."