Hair Perfectionist Mugs

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The barber

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'