Hair Perfectionist Mugs

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Complete Makeover

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'