Hair Maestro Prints

Hair Traffic control.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Are you done yet?'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"We can't agree on a size."

'Pictures of your family?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"She massages egos."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

How to wear a false moustache.

Other men just sing in the bath

"Taxi's waiting."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"