Hair Maestro Prints

Hair Traffic control.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Are you done yet?'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"We can't agree on a size."

'Pictures of your family?'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"She massages egos."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'With all these new surveillance cameras around town, I'm not going anywhere without full-make-up.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

"Taxi's waiting."

Other men just sing in the bath

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

How to wear a false moustache.

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'