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Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Love at First Sight

Lesser known greek gods,

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Like my new haircut?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

A Macaroni in 1773

A hippie saying "Peace"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Ringlets Hairstyle

Dying your hair red at home

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?