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'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Shampoo.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Not you. Your hair.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm here for the hair."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Robot walking pet robot

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Hair Traffic control.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Adult Barbershop

Square Cut