Haiku Enthusiast Prints

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Intellectual Foreplay...

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

'Well, he's done, like, about a thousand poop haikus, but nothing even close to Hamlet yet.'

POETRY READING FROM HELL: '1001 Recovering and Healing Haikus.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Kevin writes non-ironic haikus."

'I thought silently / to myself, 'No Nigel, you / are the damp rag - ha!' (Herman Van Rompuy responds to Nigel Farage via haiku at his book launch)

Highway Haiku

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

Mother Goose's Haiku

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Traffic Sign Haiku

Political Haiku - 'Smile, Cover Deceit. Offer them the moon, the stars. Empty promises? So?'

"It's a Haiku dinner."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Lord Byron

Sinking with your heart

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

The unknown war poet.