Hacking Mugs

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"This is the kind of place where everyone knows your mother's maiden name."

"You're asking for some pretty detailed information. Have your hackers gotten more demanding?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Computer Hackers Club

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'When I was young and got mad at my parents, I would scribble on the walls. Now, I infect their computers with a virus.'

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'You've certainly got some unique career goals: to break into the computer systems of the Department of Defense, the CIA, and Bank of America.'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'