Hacking Mugs

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"You're asking for some pretty detailed information. Have your hackers gotten more demanding?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"This is the kind of place where everyone knows your mother's maiden name."

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

Computer Hackers Club

'I was fired last year, but I still get a check after I hacked into their payroll program.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'When I was young and got mad at my parents, I would scribble on the walls. Now, I infect their computers with a virus.'

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Dept. of cyber friendship.

'Yeah, I Love a bit of phishing myself.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Computer Crimes