Habitual Dieter Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs feature witty slogans and fun designs perfect for pleasant mornings and coffee breaks, making them a delightful gift for the committed dieter.

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'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods... mockup

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite." mockup

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

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'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?' mockup

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

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"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out." mockup

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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'I gotta lose some weight.'

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'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.' mockup

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

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"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance." mockup

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

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'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.' mockup

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

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'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.' mockup

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.' mockup

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

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"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age." mockup

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

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'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.' mockup

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.' mockup

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

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All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet." mockup

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

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"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish." mockup

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

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'When does the fridge go on a diet?' mockup

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

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"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

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Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake. mockup

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

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The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite! mockup

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

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'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.' mockup

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

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'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.' mockup

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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Obesity Report

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"Ready to head back?"

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"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?" mockup

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

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'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.' mockup

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

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Habitual Dieter Mugs Collection

Habitual Dieter Pillows

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Habitual Dieter Prints

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