Habit Revealer Mugs

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

"I'm ready to switch"

'You've got to stop living in the past.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."