Gymnastics Jokester T-Shirts

Pommel Horse Poops.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I hate this time of year."

Olympic Torch Training

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Racketeer

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"It's improv night."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'