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"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'He's maturing early.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

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"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'