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"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Currently Boston

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Fitness guru.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"