Gym Warriors T-Shirts

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Running

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."