Gym Trainer Prints

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"My career in weight lifting has become a huge headache."

"Pick up the pace! Hunting season is two weeks away!"

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

"Let's face it, we've got too many 'Sugar Ray's'."

Cleaner Lifts Weights at the Gym

4 Things Yogis Worry About

"Putting a trampoline in the breakroom to inspire fitness wasn't one of my best ideas."

'Coming through!'

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

People in bus queue spell out Abs So Loot Ley.

Boxer takes the elevator / Up, down, shake it off.

The pieces are movable so the wall can be different every time Ah, "climb it, change."

"Yes, sir, fat free—straight from the gym."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"This is cross training. Cross dressing is down the hall."

"Better than a wheel, a barbell! One day they'll call us neanderthals."

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

Coach, my sparring partner called in sick. Can I train alone today? Knock yourself out!

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill