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Gym Satirist Mugs
Find amusing mugs perfect for a gym satirist who loves their coffee as much as their workout mishaps. These witty designs are sure to start their day with a smile.
On the back of the t-shirt...
'Not that sort of body building program!'
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
Still Life With Nordic Track
Executive gym with briefcases for weights.
Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
Robber on treadmill
"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."
Fast Food Dieter
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
Olympic Torch Training
Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.
No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Easy chair exercise machines
'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it
"It's improv night."
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'
"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."
"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."
"Damn speed hump!"
"I love strong coffee."
Stork doing weight training.
Gym. Trainer. What's with this "burning calories"? Why can't we just lightly toast them?
Gym Satirist Mugs Collection
Gym Satirist Pillows
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Gym Satirist Prints
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Gym Satirist T-Shirts
Discover a variety of witty t-shirts that bring humor to gym life and fitness satire.