Gym Sack Mascot Prints

'Dear, perhaps your debut can wait until you're further along in your fitness program.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Robber on treadmill

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Fast Food Dieter

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olympic Torch Training

Rowing machine on a river.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Stork doing weight training.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Woman and sport trainer

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."