Gym Buffs Prints

I've taken a digital picture of my bicep. Now how do I load it onto tweet so I can shock the world? Lemme see. I've been in the gym which is why it looks so big. Capellini comes to mind.

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."