Gym Buff With A Love For Books T-Shirts

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"