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Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercise now!

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"