Gym Avoidance Enthusiast T-Shirts

Businessman on a treadmill,

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."