Gut Flora Enthusiast Mugs

"They claim to have more helpful gut bacteria than any other palace in town."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

The Garden

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

House plants

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'