Gun Debater Prints

"Stand back! I'm a member of congress!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Very fine people on both sides."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

(Beware of the dog)

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

The last word.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.