Gullibility Ambassador Mugs

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Are you OK hun?"

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'It was this big. I swear'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Gullib-Os

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Militant Pacifists

EU

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Teach Love

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

"Leftovers"

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

Emotional Support Dog

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Ukraine Crisis

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'Today the UN issued sanctions against Iran, and Iran issued a fatwa against the UN.'

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Putin's Russia

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

Foreign Policy Mysteries Revealed!

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie