Guitar Hero Admirer Pillows

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Bob Dylan

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Love birds playing a guitar.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Campground Conductor

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

A child busking

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I'm with the band.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Guitar.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'