Guitar Aficionado Prints

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Thanks man, I'm a huge fan!'

'Was it good for you, babe?'

'We like to get a bit of feedback from our customers.'(Receptionist to oldies with electric guitar).

"The ladies did not like my mating dances, but trust me, they like my serenades..."

Scholz + Macron Duet

Ed Sheeran

"Roll over!"

"Do I play by 'ere? Nah! Over THERE, lady!"

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Love birds playing a guitar.

'Did you notice his plectrum's a platinum credit card?'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Smashed Guitars

"Can I exchange my air guitar for a real one?"

"This next blues is for all of you out there familiar with the increasing regulation of the financial sector."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Man, times have changed.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Fossil record player.