Guilty Pleasure Seeker Prints

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

'Who brought in the scale?'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Lick like no one is watching!

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

Burger Shack. I'm trying to go vegan, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger. You need a little "meat time"!

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I'm a monster."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A couple decides what to watch.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Golf escape.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

"It's my day off."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station