Guilty Pleasure Seeker Prints

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"It's called Devil's Food Cake because each slice contains 1000 calories!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

'Who brought in the scale?'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Lick like no one is watching!

"It's technically a milkshake, but if I call it a 'smoothie,' I can have it for breakfast."

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I'm a monster."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Golf escape.

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"It's my day off."

Greedy child

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."