Guillotine Enthusiast Mugs

"I don't like the look of this!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'