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Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Lost World: You are Here

Unguided imagery

"I hate it when we fight."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cactus seats.

Dog in Daisys

Lounging by the pool

Meditation

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

UNFADED GLORY

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Bring me some more power.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Dad, what is peace?'