Grunge Style Mugs

Glastonbury. After.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Hats and Food

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Courtney Love

Skater dude.

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Kurt Cobain

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Emo

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Homeless or in a band

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

'I told the computer what was in our daughter's closet and this is what it suggested as an outfit. Lets take it in to have it checked for viruses.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

'Word up homey!'

Multitasking.