Grumpy Visitors Club Prints

Visiting 'friends'.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

Grumpy Old Men

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Good Morning!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"He's angry about getting old."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

Never Satisfied.

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Matched pair

"I'd tell you all about the upcoming election, but I don't want to depress you."

The Church of the Wholly Cross

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

"Do we really want to spend our golden years judging people who buy the fancy-pants coffee drinks?"

"I always give a 10% tip for good service but on today's showing, you owe me £15!"

"Another lousy Monday morning...your on Holiday."

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. I - Bachelor who dislikes children tells a mother that he will not leave her son anything just because he is named after him

"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"

'You're ticking me off!'

Oh, I'm sure you'd enjoy dinner at the Finnegans' dear - Helen's husband is an old grump.