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The Israelites begin to grumble.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Old Man Journal

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Cheer up...'

Grumpy Old Men

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A Grumble Bee

'Self-help books for cynics'

Middle age means a constant struggle not to be irritated by everyone and everything.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"It's Monday."

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.