Growth Spurt Experiencer T-Shirts

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

We learn by doing

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"All right. Time to grow up."

'He's just experiencing a growth spurt'