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"Little Harry has certainly shot up."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Our war is against cancer."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"When did she start crawling?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.