Growing Up Phase Mugs

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Origins Of Evolution

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"They grow up so fast."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Mall of ages

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.