Group Synergy Seeker Pillows

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Rainbow Quartet

Nuclear Proliferation

Dog says hi to a cat.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

A Palindrome Cow.

Team Work

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Barack Obama Loves America

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

Is this the kickoff meeting?

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

Revolution

"I think I speak for all of us."

Nuclear disarmament.

Healing the Heart of Democracy

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

Equality

Multiculturalism

"Hang on, isn't this the sort of thing we're supposed to be deterring?"

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.