Group Reader Mugs

Reading Group.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Multi-Generational Books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Climate Change is Real

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

The Joy of Pecks

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

"Have you got the abridged version?"

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

A man reading whilst running.

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"