Group Dynamics Mugs

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Yeah, whatever. He still kind of a d**k."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Others will fight for you

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Here we are."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"The unlucky lemming"

That party went well.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

The role of administration.

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."