Group Discussion Mugs

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

The Stock Market

"I threaten her masculinity."

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Night of the Living Well-Read